I went to a party and I saw a guy in a leather coat. And I thought, That is cool.
Then I saw a guy in a leather vest. And I thought, That is so not cool.
That's when I figured out the secret to coolness: leather sleeves.
I haven't ever watched his show, though The Knight gave it a lukewarm review when it premiered last year. I have seen a few of his stand up routines via YouTube.
Maybe that was my mistake. I thought "Taking Woodstock" would be a comedy. Demetri Martin has that dead-pan, non-sequitor comedy down pat and so I expected the light-hearted '60s love the trailer seemed to promise. The movie takes a more serious tone, dealing with a Jewish-American family, PTSD and a young man's coming of age in the context of building the Woodstock concert. As one of the most culturally defining moments in recent American history, and music history in general, Woodstock is a big undertaking to consider, especially since so much has been said about its anniversary this year. That's not the problem with "Taking Woodstock," though.
The scope is there and the behind-the-scenes building and deal signing is all there, too. Finding out how Yasgur - a gone-too-soon Eugene Levy - ended up hosting the event was fascinating and I plan on watching the documentary now. The problem for me was Martin. The movie focused so much on his struggles, the concert felt secondary. His acid trip and mudsliding seemed to be important, personal experiences attendees would have had, but I just have to believe the attendees would have been more interesting than Martin. I don't know if it he was miscast or if the part was just that bland, but I never felt emotionally invested in him enough to cry when with him when he looked down from that grassy hill onto the tiny music stage. I couldn't feel how beautiful it was.
While most the film was pretty standard, grainy, documentary-style shots and split screens made it much more interesting. Paint and pictures swam brightly on Martin's acid trip. The rolling grassy hills of the Catskills. Topless chicks swaying to the rhythm of their own inner peace. Watermelon slices selling for 35 cents on the New York State Thruway. The detail was complete, even if the acting wasn't all the time.
Most importantly. Woodstock was peace and music and there is startlingly little music in "Taking Woodstock." I mean, I'm sure there's a soundtrack somewhere, but the movie focuses so much on the non-music parts, the event feels hallow because we don't get to experience what the half-a-million-strong drove thousands of miles for.
After all that, I would say I enjoyed "Taking Woodstock." It needed a bit more oomph to be the Woodstock movie. I don't think it was trying to be, but someone has to do it and this movie has potential. I though it might give me what I wanted "Across the Universe" to, as it's early previews promised: a front seat to the greatest musical event and one of the most inspiring musical eras of all time...that I missed.
Because I wasn't born yet.